Playing school with my little siblings
Brother: “How come she has breakfast in class?”
Sister: “How come you have a 3 pounds of pretzels?”
Oh damn, she went there.
Good looks and Charm
If found or some to spare, please contact me immediately.
Thanks for your time and cooperation.
I replay that night in my head all the time but she must replay those nights much worse.
Guys, I was on Ifunny, listening to my Macklemore when all of a sudden my phone kept playing the same gif over and over. You’re probably thinking, “Well, gee, Sarah. That’s how gifs are supposed to work.” No, my phone wouldn’t back out, go home home, or anything. MY PHONE WAS FROZEN. And even after I tried to take the battery out and put it back in then turn it on again-good as new, right? NO, IT WASN’T GOOD AS NEW. It has been an entire hour and my phone still isn’t turning back on. I hate everything right now. Except Skylar Astin, Joseph Gordan-Levitt, Andrew Garfield, Melissa Kean, and Anna Kendrick.
Me with romantic interest:
Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend:
YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.