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Anonymous asked: Chubby but cute, coke bottle glasses, septum piercing, perpetually pink cheeks. Likes hello kitty, feminism, and being disdainful of stupid people. I travel a lot, I've been to germany, the dominican republic and ecuador in the last year. Dirty blonde, 5'8", female. And really annoyed by all these wannabe john greens in your inbox like "I have EMERALD eyes and I'm SLENDER and I have hair the color of CHOCOLATE" like no bitch you probably look like susan boyle
you sound like someone i would be sort of friends with but not date and also i would talk about how annoying you are to all my friends until the day you ask if i want to have sex with you and i get really awkward and avoid your phone calls and texts for weeks until you stop trying
His response killed me
Playing school with my little siblings
Brother: “How come she has breakfast in class?”
Sister: “How come you have a 3 pounds of pretzels?”
Oh damn, she went there.
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