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shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

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bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

That was some deep shit, man

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strongblackbrotha:

Put this on your blog. Our Queens are perfection.

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shippery:

aka im a terrible person

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dominospizzadelivery:

are we talking about loading my blog or my life here, tumblr?

dominospizzadelivery:

are we talking about loading my blog or my life here, tumblr?

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lunarch-sounds:


envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

lunarch-sounds:

envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

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lampsarepeopletoo:

sweet-bitsy:

v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.

is it just me or does the voice sound like plankton

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